This is not a glorification tee. It's a satire piece. 💊
The CODEINE FIENIN' TEE flips the Hollywood drug culture on its head — styled like a vintage 80s anti-drug PSA poster meets tabloid magazine cover. Distressed, chaotic, hot pink + black on natural.
Front Graphic: Headline Codeine Craving and Young Hollywood — A Comparison Between Alcohol, Codeine, and FAME. Pink bar graphs falling apart, a styrofoam cup of purple pour in a diamond frame, and callouts: IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH CODEINE ABUSE / CALL NOW 1-800-555-BR / You are NOT alone vertically.
Back Graphic: The main event. Big distressed HOLLYWOOD GOT YOU FIENIN'? over palm trees and pink sky. Tags: FAME / MONEY / PARTIES / CODEINE / SAME CYCLE. Same BR double-cup graphic with drip, plus REAL HELP / REAL PEOPLE / REAL CHANGE and YOU ARE NOT ALONE / CALL NOW 1-800-555-BR. Vintage print texture all over.
Details
• Fit: Regular Fit
• Material: 100% organic open-end cotton
• Fabric Weight: 7 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²) - heavyweight, structured
• Handfeel: Dry, slightly rougher handfeel for vintage wear
• Print: Large distressed front + back + BR Monogram and logo on left sleeve
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ¼ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
| S | 29 ¼ | 39-41 | 9 ¾ |
| M | 30 | 42-45 | 9 ¾ |
| L | 30 ¾ | 46-48 | 10 |
| XL | 32 | 49-51 | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 32 ¾ | 52-54 | 10 ½ |