The National Shitty Weather Service has issued a statement:
Everywhere. All week.
FRONT:
Vintage-style US weather map. Every state gets the same rating.
Shitty Comfortably Shitty Increasingly Shitty Really Shitty Unseasonably Shitty
Legend: COLD & SHITTY → SHITTY → HOT & SHITTY
Headline: Today's Weather
Because if we're gonna be honest, it’s shitty from coast to coast.
BACK:
Full back hit with the world getting it too.
Shitty Forecast
Expect Shitty Conditions
SHITTY DAYS AHEAD
But Better Days Eventually
Bottom line: Same Shit Different Day
Hope is a forecast.
DETAILS:
• Fit: Medium fit
• Material: 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Graphics: Front + back screen print with vintage distressed finish
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |